5/29/2023 0 Comments Pirates of the caribbean squidman![]() ![]() After getting spurned by Aphrodite and.umm. Young Davy was born as just another boring human, albeit with a.thing.for insanely powerful, vengeful goddess-chicks. He liked to listen to the Beatles, though his lack of ears complicated this, and his favourite ice-cream flavour was Cherry Bomb.Īfter acquiring a somewhat negative reputation, Jones was portrayed in the Pirates of the Carribean films by popular actor Doctor Zoidberg. He was also the inventor of Stainless steel, as well as a popular musician (even guest-starring in an episode of the Brady Bunch), and was the first squid-man to reach the south pole. He sailed around in his damaged-beyond-all-reason ship and randomly grabbed dying people, grafting seafood to their faces and then going off to get donuts at the We Don't Have Donuts Here. ~ Davy Jones when asked about his daily lifeĭavy Jones was one of the Star-Spawn with delusions he was a pirate. ~ Keith Emerson on Davy Jones's organ playing “ i tell ye whut my fuck'n year b like, ye sea fare'n cockroach'ah.sail'n tha seas n mah fuck'n god fersake'n crack addict of ah ship wit ah crew o' men covered n various sea'life rape'n, kill'n, gett'n drunk, doin tha same thing over ah'again then make'n port once e'very 10 years'ah, all while i b think o' Calypso.that b whut me life is like every fuk'n yer, nuth'n changes mate, t'is nawt like i'm gonna get'ah girlfren or sumth'n look at me, i look like CHER!.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Davy Jones “ I'm twice the organ player he is!” ~ Charles Darwin on Davy Jones' Tentacles “ C'mon He doesn't look that bad. He always wanted to play the organ with his beard.” ![]() ~ Jack Sparrow on Davy Jones' looks “ It has to be evolution. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.What 'cha starin' at? I'm not a mirror. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior.
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